The Brits are in a tizzy over an EU childrens book. But their own Parliament has produced four of them.
At the last EU summit, it was
olive oil.
At this summit, the burning issue that UK prime minister David Cameron
wanted to discuss at his post-summit press conference was even more
insidious – an EU-funded
colouring book.
The multilingual children's exercise book produced by the European Parliament, first reported by the
Telegraph earlier this week, is called
‘Mr and Mrs MEP and their helpers'.
It contains exercises centred around a day in the life of two MEPs.
Cameron distributed 30 copies of the children's book to the other EU
leaders at the summit, saying something had to be done to reign in this
reckless EU spending.
"[The other leaders] were shocked,” he told journalists after the summit. “First of all they thought it was a hoax done by the
Telegraph
and I had to convince them that it was a genuine, scandalous waste of
money, and pretty sexist at that as well, because Mrs MEP stops at six o
clock to go shopping and Mr MEP goes on until 6:40."
The colouring book is, admittedly, pretty awful. Its layout more
closely resembles an IKEA manual than children's exercises, and its
depiction of Parliamentary life makes it easy fodder for mockery.